Dec 27, 2018
Having thoroughly expressed their disdain for the latest Star Wars movies, Chris and Owen turn to their other true love: expressing their disdain for the latest Star Trek movies. At least this one is fun to watch.
Star Trek is directed by JJ Abrams, written by Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, and stars Chris Pine,...
Dec 12, 2018
For a film adaptation about giant robots smashing into one another, there sure are a lot of boring humans in this movie. Take a trip down nostalgia lane as Chris and Owen attempt to deliver a Transformers script that doesn't get bogged down in military fetishism and a cynical disregard for meaningful...
Nov 29, 2018
Chris and Owen draw their battle lines: is Batman v Superman another tragedy for the DCEU, or is it the most underrated masterpiece in modern cinema? Standing firmly together on the "tragedy" side of the line, perhaps they can work together to save Superman and Batman yet again.
Batman v Superman is directed by Zack...
Oct 17, 2018
Can a little narrative revisionism save the classic and beloved giant monster from the palsy of “gritty reboot syndrome,” or was the American effort to snatch Godzilla from the hands of his Japanese fathers doomed to suck from the start? Tune in to find out!
Godzilla is directed by Gareth Edwards, written by...
Oct 2, 2018
Continuing in their trend of reviewing movies that suffered such epic box office failures that the validity of an entire sub-genre was called into question, Chris and Owen offer their hot take on the last great Arnold film. Does this esoteric childhood favorite deserve the hate, or is it okay to enjoy a moderately...